Showing posts with label The X-files. Show all posts
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Friday, July 17, 2009

Living on the train

During rush hour, everybody bring along their long-faces to board the rush-hour train.
These train, is no fantasy chuu-chuu-neverland-train. It's train-of-hell, train-of-sardine, train-of black-suits.
However, every now and then, you will some funny characters shining among these dull, uninspiring, big-yawn people.

1) People who read. (including some adults reading comic or some hentai stuff).

2) People whose fingers glued to the mobile keypad. (laptop, handphone, TV)

3) People who blast their earphone, and I know he is listening to some J-pop.

4) People who sway and dance along the J-pop.

5) Heroic Station Attendants with awesome biceps who stop the door for last minute train-dasher. (I heart this)

6) Heroic Station Attendants who push people into the train. (I hate this)

7) People who snap pictures of the pornographic advertisement on the train. (non-stoply and then giggle).

8) People who trying to find treasures behind the seats of the train. (and giggle after he found some rubbish) - unfortunately Kim Ean saw this mental case. :)

9) Homeless people who live on the train. So morning and night, you will see him walking along the train doing nothing.

10) People who eat bento on the train. (That's me, sometimes Onigiri).

11) Girls with completely no make up putting on make-up on train and transform into Britney Spears during concert.

Just when I thought I have seen it all......



I saw someone curling her hair in the train with battery operated HAIR CURLER!

I have so much things to learn living on the train.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

You know you are in Japan long enough when..... [update]

-1) You pronounce "network" as net-to-wa-ku. "system" as si-su-te-mu. "cut" as cut-to.

0) You spell "レベジイ" (Revenge) as rebenge.

*********************Last Updated*********************************

1) You wave your hand to turn on the light. (Most of the switches are motion-detector)

2) You wave your hand to turn on the light when you are sitting in the toilet for too long. (The light goes out because of long period motion-pause time.)

3) You nod your head like there's no tomorrow even talking thru phone. Sometimes till the extend of bowing 90 degree. "Hai! HAIII! HAIII!!! Wakarimashita!! HAAAIII!!!!" (nod nod nod bow bow !! )

4) You buy everything from convenient store (sebun-erebun, aemmu-piemmu...) ranging from beers to disposalable underwear.

5) You stopby every 50 steps to buy drinks from vending machine.

6) You buy umbrella from a vending machine.

7) You buy instant noodle from a vending machine.

8) You buy chocolate bar from a vending machine.

9) You buy battery from a vending machine.

10) You have all sorts of point cards, Tokyu card, Yodobashi card, Pasmo, Suica, Yamada Denki card, Sakura-ya card, Nanaco card, Ikea Family card.... (or is it just me?!)

Help me update.

Monday, June 01, 2009

Depressed

Sometimes, when I am depressed, I thought of others in this world, who are suffering way more than I do, I will try my utmost effort to cheer up, and hopeful that everything is gonna be all right.


Depressed button

YES. Imagine yourself to be an emergency button in the toilet, everyday sit there silently, watching different people walk in and out of the cube, even the most sexy beautiful chic walk in, she might also have constipation or digging her nose behind close door........

NO Wonder the button is depressed.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Quake and Tsunami Predicition

Received emailed saying that on 22 July 2009 eclipse, estimated magnitude 6 quake will hit Japan at local time 3pm.

Tsunami will hit Japan, Taiwan, Indonesia, Malaysia...

Click Here for advance explanation with "Pseudo Science" and "simulator" and "excel spread sheet"! **wuuuuuu**

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I-su-ra-mu

Had a tea party with my Science Technology Japanese teacher Nishina Sensei 仁科先生 after the course final exam. All her 6 students gathered in her room and we had cakes, tea and strawberry. Yeap, good life!

One of the topic we brought out was about the Islam religion practice in Japan. One of the student is Indonesian and she told us about her difficulties in practicing Islam prayers in Japan. For example, her experience of getting stone early in the morning 5am outside her balcony by Japanese kids because they thought they saw ghost in a long white hood, or how she had difficulties in praying when she was in Shinjuku during prayer time, where she couldnt find a suitable spot for prayers.

Sensei said, in Japan, there's a law saying that everyone has the freedom to choose their religion, but officially, it is not allowed to practice it anywhere especially schools or government building. However, considering Muslim student, surau are set up for them to do their prayers. And so, some may argue, if Islam are allowed, why doesnt allow the Christian to do the same, or the Buddhism in school? They called it cult if you try to convey religious message in school/campus ground, heavy punishment might occur. Same case in Turkey, they are arguing whether to allow headscarf in a government building or universities. Currently, it's not allowed.

After further conversation, we found out that her parents are actually Christian, her grandparents are Catholics. She embraces Islam after she found peace by practicing prayers with her nanny. And that, in Indonesia, there are no rules saying that students are required to wear headscarf in primary school or secondary school.

This got me thinking.

The way Muslim practice Islam in Malaysia are way more stricter than Indonesia. They are rules in school whereby Muslim girls have to wear headscarf, what more government building, even the women in police force have to wear headscarf along with a hat. and yet, the Indonesian girl made me speechless by telling me that she came to KL, and she saw girl with headscarf kissing another guy in a shopping mall, and then, Nishina Seisei told me she went to Malaysia for a conference, she was surprised for the relatively long prayer before the conference. So I said, Islam is the national religion of Malaysia, no question about it. Every Muslim are born Islam in Malaysia, there's no freedom for them to convert or choose their own religion either. I dont find anything wrong with this statement, but it made them so surprised.

The conversation continued till the extend I was questioned why I aint wearing headscarf, what religion am I. I say no religion, but I have a set of believes:

I believe Maxwell equations are the root of evil in making me constipate, I still hate Newton and the apple, damn Einstein for E=mcc! And the Hindi conversation in Slumdog Millionaire are making me addicted in perfecting my head shaking technique when I speak and spoken to.

I think I am definitely burning in hell.


There's probably no god, now stop worrying and enjoy your life.
::Atheists in London promoting their new slogan in London city busses. ::

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Man-eater, literally!




I know GuangZhou people eat everything under the sun. For the saying," Everything under the sun, with 4 legs, could be eaten, except the table". That's why GuangZhou has so no stray cats and dogs, coz all ended up in their tummy. But eating babies?! wtF!!!

I just lost my appetite for lunch.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Wuahlao!

Manglish/Singlish is famous for direct translation of chinese grammar. with a lot of lah, wo, lo..

"Oui! On the light lah. "
"Tomolo you got go or not?"
"If you go, then I go lo."
"Dont like that lah."
"Why like that one?"
"Not like this wo."
"Not like that meh?"
"What you talking lah?"

That day, I went to Shiodome to see light illumination with Ahmet,

When we saw this,


He said,

"Wuahlao!"

I was laughing my head off!
I guess it's bad for Proper-English-Development people to mix with Malaysian too much.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Thriller turn Islam

The King of Pop, Michael Jackson is now Islam. His new name is Mikaeel. I dunno is the full name Mikaeel Bin Abdullah?


Images from smh.com.au, Michael is seen wearing an abaya, a traditional women's veil and gown, holds the hand of a child in Manama, Bahrain.

More News

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Captain Jack Sparrow in a T.R.A.I.N Station



Captain Jack Sparrow sank his boat, so he has to take the train in Iidabashi Station. OH! and it's a rainny day too. Aye Aye Captain!

Thursday, December 04, 2008

I want!



The wheels are smaller than my head wo.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Rainbow Bridge Disappearance

Watch Rainbow Bridge Slowly Dissapear!!




Hahahah!!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Physics



Diffraction Grating.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Aquarium Toilet

"Hay, let's buy a USD140 bullet train ticket from Tokyo, take about 170 mins to reach Kobe, and take another local train or bus to reach a cafe in Akashi"

"Why?"

"To use the toilet."

Mumin Papa Cafe in Akashi, Hyogo, Japan


Beware of the turtle:
"オスですか?メスですか?"
Male of female?

"あれはね オスなんです"
Male.

"やっぱりちょっとスケベなんですよ。"
And it's also a little 好色(lustful) !!!

Bad turtle!