Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid

"Since the dawn of time, when the first smitten caveboy tried to woo the object of his affections by shoving her into the mud, men have demonstrated that when it comes to women, they are profoundly stupid. And when it comes to men, women - no matter how intelligent or mature -- are completely crazy."

"It's a vicious cycle this one. Stupid men drive women crazy, a crazy woman makes the man do stupider things, which drives the woman even crazier."

- Women are crazy, men are stupid : The simple truth to a complicated relationship -

by Howard J. Morris and Jenny Lee

I guess after the Hitchhiker's guide series, it's gonna be my reading material for the Christmas holidays.

Ang moh 紅毛

Suddenly feel the urge to speak like a drunk Angmoh.

"Today, I was like.. walking out from the building, and I was like.. preparing myself for the freezing winter cold breeze, and after I stepped out, I was like...
'no cold!?',
and I was like... so curious right, where the cold goes?.. and then, I was like..
'wtf, this is not cool!',
as I walked toward the train station right, I was like... started to sweat... and I was like,
'com'on!!!' ,
and it was like.. winter screaming back at me saying,
'No! You com'on!',
and I was like..
'No! YOU COM'ON!'
'No! You com'on!' (goes on for about 57 times),

and then I was like checking the weather forecast right, and it was like 18 degree Celsius, and I was like,
'WHAT? during winter so hot?!'
and I was like..
'The earth is doomed,'....

and it was like.... you and me together right.... I was like me and you together.. and things like that.... right..."

Please do it at home!

"Oui! Wake up!"

The sneaky old specky guy!

The one shoe on one shoe off drunkard.

The scattered beer cans.

The drunk salary-man!

Super AWESOME-NESS!

PCS

PCS - Post Christmas Syndrome.

Definition: Retrovirus that is associated with the onset of rushing due dates during Christmas. Responsible for trauma developed after of not having Christmas celebration.

Causes: When the patient's siblings are all going for holidays in Singapore and taunt her of not able to join them.

Symptoms and Complications: Patient will post unrelated pictures on her blog on the 26th of December.

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Psss! Big shout out to Joanne and Kuan Yew for their Wedding Day! Wish I were there for the celebration. Best wishes!

Merry Christmas!

Early Christmas Present

I got myself an early Christmas present last Monday. (more like a very lame excuse to buy meself something). Can you tell what it might be?

You aint messing with women in cape

Tuan tuan and puan puan, spring is definitely over now. Summer has come and gone too. So it's way overdue to do spiddy web cleaning for my blog. But it still did not deter me from putting on my batman cape and challenge my mentality to jump off the bridge.

I had tons of awesome stories to tell for my summer-holidaying in Malaysia, also been one of the craziest hectic week since I came back Japan.

Till the next time. Ciao.

Let the record play

Standing right there listening to The Beatles and Jefferson Airplane playing on Ahmet's records, I realized I had been living in misery all this while. It just hit me that instant how good music should be. I started hating my-ever-so-proud mp3 collections' sounds like. Hate the sound with a passion, hate them with a vengeance! Thinking they sound like bunch of chipmunks trying to sound good, seriously evoked my nausea from the unmelodious, flat sound coming out of my speaker.

Who knows, I will surrender myself to a turntable instead.

Summer Night

On a summer night like this, staying at home to study for finals is not the best thing to do. How I wish I could put on my night adventure mode, sneak to the river and dip my feet into the cooling stream of water. Lay carefree-ly upon the soft grass, counting stars on a clear summer sky.

I am listening to too many romantic songs. It's getting into me. I am not like this you know.

You can have My Job

Hi, meet my three-week-old toothbrush.

Deep down in me, I think my braces never parted with me ever since that last appointment with my orthodontist decade (singular, decade!) ago. My metal teeth is embedded in me. I thought toothbrush can last for three months?!

Poor student like me in an expensive city, cant even afford a decent toothbrush.

Sleep-less

I tried!!

Sleeping early, waking up early.

Nope. Not working.

I am going fishing in the seminar tomorrow morning. Might be able to catch some salmon. :)